** Shelter

Duck the Fashion Police; their “citations” can ruin your night in Chicago.

**** Danceteria

One club, 10 decorators; enough variety for every New York subset.

**** Club Lui

Slum with the stars in L.A., even the Blond One. No frills, dress to dance.

*** Velvet

Tableaux vivants and fuzzy fabrics in Atlanta. Order a Woo Woo, no ice.