** Shelter
Duck the Fashion Police; their “citations” can ruin your night in Chicago.
**** Danceteria
One club, 10 decorators; enough variety for every New York subset.
**** Club Lui
Slum with the stars in L.A., even the Blond One. No frills, dress to dance.
*** Velvet
Tableaux vivants and fuzzy fabrics in Atlanta. Order a Woo Woo, no ice.